FISHING POXVERY CONTAGIOUS TO ADULT MALES SYMPTOMS - Continual complaint as to need for fresh air, sunshine and relaxation. Patient has blank expression, sometimes deaf to wife and kids. Has no taste for work of any kind. Frequent checking of tackle catalogues. Hangs out in Sporting Goods Stores longer than usual. Secret night phone calls to fishing pals. Mumbles to self. Lies to everyone. NO KNOWN CURE TREATMENT - Medication is useless, but the disease is not fatal. Victim should go fishing as often as possible! REHABILITATION AVAILABLE AT The most enjoyable fishing lake in Oklahoma |
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GPS Coordinates for Westlake are Latitude 36.39, Longitude
-98.12 |